Florida, the land of sun, sea and thongs has made sure that its fabulous gays can’t get married. Now why would they want to do that? Especially when it might put them at risk of an Act of Gay. When adults are in love, we’re supposed to celebrate under the palm trees and go to Disney World. Now look what’s happened.
Luckily the invasion of Man of War is only a minor inconvenience and not a true natural disaster, so Florida – as hurricane season is upon us – we urge you to reconsider. We all should know by now that happy gays make for happy places.
Probably from Stephen Colbert