Crazy Gay and Fabulous Ants Invade – Lock Up Your Electonics

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When you think of Texas you think of two things, cowboys and big oil.  When you think of cowboys, you think of one thing….well we do anyway….Brokeback Mountain.  Exxon, the oil company that brought us the most recent oil spill in Mayflower, Arkansas, where an entire community is allegedly suffering ill affects, with 22 families losing their homes and more reporting sickness – is proud to announce that they consider gay people second class citizens.  So, there will not be the Brokeback Oilman sequel.

Sick of Exxon

Well Exxon, you must be so proud of your true, independent Texas spirit, refusing to treat your gay employees like your straight ones.  That’s the spirit.

Exxon Oil Not Lubricating Well for Gays

So, in honor of that crazy Texan spirit,  Act of Gay brings you Crazy Ants.  Oh yes, not just any ol’ ant will do for those crazy Texas oil men. Crazy Ants are known to live in electronic equipment and then destroy it.  A bit like living on a planet and errr destroying it.  Any ants we send your way have to be deeply and truly crazy.  As crazy as this!

God Loves Fags and Ants

Charming and deeply sensitive Exxon CEO, Rex Tillerson, said  “What good is it to save the planet if humanity suffers?”  on Wednesday at their annual meeting.   Well, Rex, Act of Gay suggests that you get on your crazy ant and ride as quickly as possible and stop worrying so much about ..hmmm…let’s see..your employees, the planet…and oh yeah…humanity!

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