Could the gays have genetically engineered gay mosquitoes? If they could, might they be heading towards Minnesota with their best friends the ticks in tow? We need to investigate. But of course, Act of Gay does not take investigation seriously and is more inclined to histrionic claims of ‘the sky is falling’, which of course we learned from ‘you know who’.
So Minnesota. In honor of your very own Rev. Mark Loder and his absolute ‘Lode’ of homophobic crap aimed at little boys, (Already sounding a bit pervy to us) we present you with a plague, perhaps not of epic proportions, but as we all know – size doesn’t matter.
In one of the most idiotic statements of the week, Loder, from Minnesota (this is a man wankerishly banning the cub scouts from his church in case some of them might be a little bit on the rainbow side) said “I know it will come across that we’re not loving and we don’t want homosexuals around – and that’s not the message that we want conveyed,”
Minnesota, perhaps you should think about opening more loving, inclusive places for Boy Scouts to meet and start taxing people like Loder. Just a suggestion.
In the meantime, please enjoy a plague of mosquitoes and ticks.