Kraft Foods Cut the Mustard with Gay Poupon!

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Act of Gay says ‘Grab your hotdog, squirt your mustard and get on and ride cowboy!’  Today is a day to celebrate.  Not since Kraft Food’s last foodtastic gay marketing campaign for Oreos, have we seen a food item we want so badly.

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So now let’s share what has the mustard world so happy and gay.

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From HuffingtonPost.com

Kraft proudly captioned this image with

“June is National Pride month. Though the festivities technically only last a month, we recommend celebrating all year – because Pride and good taste never go out of season.”

Goes On Smooth Tastes Spicy

Act of Gay of course feels the need to respond at times like these and so we’re very happy to announce that good things befall individuals, companies and countries that are nice to the gays.  In honor of Kraft’s gay credibility, we would like to announce that Kraft stocks continue to rise exponentially and despite predictions to the contrary, their returns are remarkable.  See what happens when you’re nice to gays.  Other companies take heed as we have the power to send Act of Gay in your direction!

Gay Love Makes You Rich

The rest of you, go out and buy some Grey Poupon today. Let’s show them what the pink dollar can do for their mustard shareholders!  Before we know it all of our food will be covered in rainbows, unicorns, pink fairies and everything homo.Image

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