Today we congratulate and celebrate a bastion of true masculinity. Caterpillar – known for heavy machinery and long lasting work clothes, Act of Gay salutes you. Caterpillar truly understanding what it means to be a man’s man, has withdrawn their financial support for the Boy Scouts. And only true Men’s Men would be so comfortable in their masculinity as to have a female speak for them.
Caterpillar spokeswoman, Rachel Potts said:
“We have inclusive policies here at Caterpillar Inc., and the foundation abides by those,” she said. “We just don’t feel that our two organizations align.”
“However,” she added, “if there’s a change in the Boy Scouts’ policies, we would certainly consider a change in the future grants — if there was a change that aligned with what our non-discrimination policies are.”
Caterpillars Makes Trucks and Loves Gays
So, in true Act of Gay tradition, we are delighted to announce that Caterpillar have increased their dividends to investors by 15%. In this economic climate, that can’t be anything but an Act of Gay.
Love Gays and Watch it Grow for Your Members
Caterpillar, we, at Act of Gay, love you – in a platonic way. Nothing creepy or gropey – unless you wear some of those sexy work boots, then it might get hard.
image from David Dust – Hot Guys in Boots